A man and his wife are
going to the opera. The babysitter arrives, dropped off by her mother,
to watch things while they are gone. The man and his wife leave for the
opera. During the opera, the husband's beeper goes off. He receives a
call. He must go home to attend to some urgent matter. NOTE: Already,
you can almost imagine what is going to happen next. The husband leaves
his wife at the opera and arrives home, only to discover his babysitter
in his bed with her boyfriend. The boyfriend is frightened and
embarrassed. He grabs his clothing and runs out the door. The baby
sitter does not move. She stays in bed, naked. "Please, Mr. Jones," she
says. "I am so sorry I did that. Can you please forgive me?" The husband
is so forgiving that he gets in bed with the babysitter and starts
humping her. Meanwhile, his wife is still at the opera. She wonders what
is taking her husband so long. She leaves the opera and comes home, only
to catch her husband in bed with the babysitter. She blows her top, but
the baby sitter says: "Please, Mrs. Jones. It is not your husband's
fault. It is my fault. I brought my boyfriend here. I should not have
done that. Your husband has just done what any normal man would do." The
wife decides to forgive both her husband and the baby sitter, so she
gets in bed with both of them and starts doing it with the baby sitter
too. Soon, the opera is over. The time for the babysitter to be working
is finished, so the baby sitter's mother arrives to pick up her
daughter. The mother discovers her daughter in bed doing it with both
the man and his wife. The mother becomes really angry about what the
husband and his wife are doing with her daughter, but the baby sitter
says: "Please mother. It is not their fault. It is my fault. I brought
my boyfriend over here when I was supposed to be working. Then, I got
caught. I decided to make it up to them. The mother decides to forgive
her daughter (as mothers always do), so she gets undressed and gets in
bed with them, and starts doing it with all of them, including her own
daughter. The father of the baby sitter wonders why his wife and his
daughter are taking so long to come home, so he shows up and catches his
own wife and his own daughter in bed with the husband and his wife. The
father gets really mad, but the baby sitter says, "Please Daddy. Don't
be mad. It is all my fault. I broke the rules." The baby sitter then
explains all about how she had brought her boyfriend over, got caught
and then all of these other things had happened. Hearing this
explanation from his daughter, the father decides that he really should
forgive everybody, so he gets in the bed and has sex with everybody,
including his own daughter. They have a really big bed, by the way.